超精彩的英語笑話段子(一)

　　　　死后重生

　　"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.

　　"Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied.

　　"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you."

　　“你相信人死后仍有生命嗎?”老板問他的一個員工。

　　“是的，先生。”這個新員工回答說。

　　“哦，那么，這樣說來一切就很正常了，”老板繼續說，“在你今早離開，去參加你奶奶的'葬禮，她來看你了。”

　　超精彩的英語笑話段子(二)

　　　　視力訓練

　　the squad were having "visual training". one smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. the party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly the recruit replied：

　　班里正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上采掘隊的人數。采掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。

　　"sixteen men and a sergeant , sir."

　　“十六個兵外加一個中士，長官。”

　　"right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"

　　“正確，可是你怎么知道那兒有一個中士?”

　　"he's not doing any digging, sir."

　　“他不干活，長官。”

　　超精彩的英語笑話段子(三)

　　　　One Point

　　Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -"62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.

　　One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

　　一分之差

　　位于印第安那州瓦巴西的懷茲中學，其門廳里懸掛著過去四十年間樣籃球隊的照片。每幅照片前排中間的隊員舉著一個籃球，上面標明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。

　　一天，我看到一個新生很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉過身來，說道：“多奇怪呀，這些隊都是以一分之差輸掉的!"