超經典的英語笑話

　　看英語笑話，既能讓我們爆笑，也能讓我們學到知識，何樂而不為呢?今天我們就一起來看看超經典的英語笑話吧!

　　超經典的`英語笑話(一)

　　Talking clock

　　會說話的鐘

　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

　　"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

　　一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的?”他的一個朋友問他.“那玩意兒厲害了,那是一個會說話的鐘”,學生回答.“這鐘怎么工作的”,他的朋友問.“看著,別眨眼了”,那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子,拼命地敲了一下,聲音震耳欲聾.突然,他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫,“別敲了,你這白癡!現在是凌晨兩點鐘了!”

　　超經典的英語笑話(二)

　　終身保修

　　After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin he'd originally wanted. So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket. "What's so special about this coffin?" I asked the funeral director. He replied, "It has a lifetime warranty."

　　在將母親下葬9個月后，當地殯儀館的一個客戶終于攢夠了錢去買那副他早就相中的價值不菲的棺材了。他把母親的棺材挖了出來，將尸體轉移到了那副新的鋼制棺材中。“這副棺材有什么特別?”，我問葬禮的承辦人。他回答說，“這種棺材終生保修。

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