超好笑英語笑話簡短(一)

　　We're not reducing the prices 我們不會降價

　　At the supermarket near our convent I had filled my cart in a hurry and suddenly had an uneasy feeling that I didn't have enough money to pay for all the goods. In desperation I emptied all the items onto the floor and kneeing down, began to add up the prices.

　　Just then a young supervisor1 strolled over, bent down and whispered confidentially, "It doesn't matter how hard you pray, sister. We're not reducing the prices."

　　在我們修道院附近的超市，我急急忙忙地裝了滿滿一推車的東西。突然之間，我有了一種不安的感覺：我帶的錢可能不足以支付所有的商品。無可奈何之下，我把所有的`東西都擺在地板上，跪下來開始把所有東西的價格加在一起。

　　正在此時，一個年輕的超市管理員走了過來。他彎下腰，對我耳語道：“修女，無論你怎么費勁祈禱，我們現在都不會降價。”

　　超好笑英語笑話簡短(二)

　　Anything Breakable

　　There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal1 clerk.

　　"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.

　　Good news and bad news

　　There is the story of a pastor1 who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."