英文小笑話帶翻譯篇一

　　Make your fortune

　　計劃你的將來

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　“你是怎么計劃你的將來的.?”

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　“我變成一個富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經驗。”

　　"How did that help?"

　　“那有什么用?”

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　現在他有經驗了，我有錢。”

　　英文小笑話帶翻譯篇二

　　The Looney Bin

　　瘋人院

　　Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Anotherone said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice fromanother room shouted, "I did not!"

　　一天晚上，在瘋人院里，一個病人說：“我是拿破侖!”另一個說：“你怎么知道?”第一個人說：“上帝對我說的!”一會兒，一個聲音從另一個房間傳來：“我沒說!”

　　英文小笑話帶翻譯篇三

　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

　　一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。

　　"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

　　“那個大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的?”他的一個朋友問他。

　　"That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

　　“那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘”，學生回答。

　　"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

　　“這鐘怎么工作的”，他的朋友問。“看著，別眨眼了”，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。

　　Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

　　突然，他們聽到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫，“別敲了，你這白癡!現在是凌晨兩點鐘了!”