帶翻譯英文小笑話
最短的英文小笑話帶翻譯篇1
Tom call Jim's name:"I can't bear such a foolish!"
and Jim say:"You mother could (bear)!"
湯姆對著吉姆罵道:"我受不了你這個苯蛋了!"
吉姆說:"你媽媽能!"
附:bear 有兩重意思:"生"和"忍受"這個笑話正是根據這點.
最短的英文小笑話帶翻譯篇2
TOM'S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go
Slow".
湯姆的借口
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到?
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。"
最短的英文小笑話帶翻譯篇3
Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.
Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!
開車
父親：哎呀，我剛才違規右轉彎了。
蘇西：沒事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉了。
最短的英文小笑話帶翻譯篇4
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,”What happened?”
“A kid bit me,”replied Ivan.
“Would you recognize him if you sew him again?”asked his mother.
“I’d know him any where,”said Ivan.”I have his ear in my pocket.”
他的耳朵在我的`衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發生了什么事?”
“一個男孩咬了我一口。”伊凡說。
“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。
“他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說，“他的耳朵還在我的衣兜里。”
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