小學英語搞笑故事

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小學英語搞笑故事大全

　　有時候?qū)W習累了看一些幽默的故事不失為一種方法，那么幽默的英語故事有哪些？接下來小編搜集了小學英語搞笑故事大全歡迎查看。

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　　篇一：第一次坐飛機

　　Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before ， so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.

　　約翰遜先生從前未乘過飛機。所以，有一天一位朋友邀請他乘自己的小飛機飛行時，約翰遜先生非常擔心，不敢接受。不過，由于朋友不斷保證說飛行是很安全的，約翰遜先生終于被說服了，登上了飛機。

　　His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.

　　他的朋友啟動引擎開始在機場跑道上滑行。約翰遜先生聽說飛行中最危險的是起飛與降落，所以他嚇得緊閉雙眼。

　　After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"

　　過了一兩分鐘，他睜開雙眼朝窗外望去，接著對朋友說道：“看下面那些人，他們看起來就象螞蟻一樣小，是不是？”

　　"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."

　　“那些就是螞蟻，”他的朋友答道，“我們還在地面上�！�

　　篇二：是pig還是witch

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road.

　　As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"

　　The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"

　　They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

　　if only men would listen.

　　一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車，一個女人相向駕車而來。

　　他們相遇時，那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到：“豬��！”

　　那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道：“女巫�。　�

　　他們繼續(xù)前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉(zhuǎn)彎時，撞上了路中間的一頭豬。

　　要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。

　　篇三：老年公民坐巴士。

　　My husband，Michael，a bus driver，was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors.

　　我丈夫，麥克是個開大巴士的。一次當他剛要開過一個無人上下車的車站時，一位乘客喊過有位老婦人要上車。麥克把車停靠在馬路邊，打開了車門。

　　After a minute，Michael saw an elderly woman with a cane crossing the street slowly.

　　過了足有一分鐘，麥克才見到一位老太太拄著拐杖，慢騰騰地過著馬路朝車子走來。

　　He waited patiently as she made her way to the bus and climbed the steps.

　　麥克襯心地等她來到汽車旁上著臺階。

　　While she was looking in her purse for her bus pass，he began to close the doors.”Wait a minute!”she snapped."My mother's coming.”

　　趁老太太打開錢包找月票的工夫，麥克欲關門，老婦人阻止道:“等一會，我媽媽還在后面呢！”

　　篇四：中間戰(zhàn)術(shù)

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

　　三個互相爭生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪。旁觀者等著瞧好戲。

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

　　右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書：“大減價!”“特便宜!”

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

　　左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：“大砍價!”“大折扣!”

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

　　中間的商人隨后準備了一個大招牌，上面只簡單地寫著：“入口處”。

　　篇五：可愛的稱呼

　　Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

　　Bernie應邀來到他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。在朋友家，Bernie發(fā)現(xiàn)，不管問他老婆什么問題，Morris總要在每句話的前面加上一些親密的稱呼，象蜜糖，我的愛人，親愛的，甜心等等。Bernie對Morris說，“你們夫妻倆真夠親密的，結(jié)婚這么多年了，你還叫她叫得那么親密�！盡orris低下頭，小聲地對Bernie說，“老實跟你說吧，三年前我忘記老婆的真名是什么了�！�

　　篇六：袋鼠與籠子

　　One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters high. But the next day the kangaroos were still at large and they again raised the cage to three meters.

　　有一天，動物園的管理員們發(fā)現(xiàn)袋鼠從籠子里跑出來了，于是開會討論，一致認為是籠子的高度過低，所以他們決定將籠子的高度由原來的1米加高到2米。結(jié)果第二天他們發(fā)現(xiàn)，袋鼠還是跑到外面來，所以他們又決定再將高度加高到3米。

　　Quite beyond their expectation the next morning they saw the kangaroos still free to go about. They were alarmed and determined to go to all the length by raising the cage to the height of ten meters.

　　沒想到隔天居然又看到袋鼠全跑到外面，于是管理員們大為緊張，決定一不做二不休，將籠子的高度加高到10米。

　　Later a giraffe, while chatting with some kangaroos, asked them, “Do you think they will go on raising your cage?”

　　一天，長頸鹿和幾只袋鼠在閑聊，“你們看，這些人會不會再繼續(xù)加高你們的籠子?”長頸鹿問。

　　“Hard to say,” said a kangaroo, “if they continue forgetting to fasten the cage door.”

　　“很難說。”袋鼠說，“如果他們再繼續(xù)忘記關門的話!”

　　篇七：風和太陽

　　One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the road. I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”

　　有一天風跟太陽說: “看看那個沿著路上走的人.我可以比你快讓他把披風脫下來。

　　“We will see about that,” said the sun. “I will let you try first.”

　　“我們等著看吧,”太陽說, “我讓你先試。

　　So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak. He blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.

　　因此風嘗試讓那個人把披風脫下來.他用力地吹,可是那個人把披風拉得更緊。

　　“I give up,” said the wind at last. “I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the sun tried. He shone as hard as he could. The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.

　　“我放棄了,”風最后說, “我無法讓他把披風脫下來.”然后由太陽試試看.他盡可能地曬他.不久,那個人很熱就把披風脫下來了。

　　篇八：跛腿

　　Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

　　兩個人在人行道上分別拖著自己的右腿，相向而行。

　　As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

　　他們相遇了，一個人理解地看著另一個人，指著自己的腿說：“1969年，越南�！�

　　The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

　　另一個人豎起了大拇指，說“再走20英尺，狗屎�！�

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