Just stick it in a doorway and watch him activate all those tiny, little stabilizer muscles. Note: Make sure the doorway is structurally sound.

只要安插在門廊里,就可以看他做運動,激活小塊穩定肌群。注意:請確保門廊結構穩固。

Bacon toothpaste, trompe l’oeil bacon bandages, and bacon-flavored lip balm and toothpicks.

培根牙膏、假以亂真的培根邦迪、培根味兒的潤唇膏和牙簽。

If he likes this cheap gift, congratulations, you have a winner! If not, he doesn’t deserve your Gudetama-appreciating heart anyway.

如果他喜歡這個廉價小禮物,那么恭喜你,你勝券在握。若他不喜歡,那么他也配不上你對蛋黃哥青眼有加的心意。

For an antisocial boyfriend, nothing quite says, “Buzz off” like a gigantic pair of over-the-ear headphones. If he needs something for a workout, though, these are the ones to get.

對于不愛社交的男友,沒有什么比耳朵上罩著巨大的耳機開溜更好的了。如果他要運動配件,那么這副耳機也適合他。

Danish audio products are works of art.

丹麥音響產品就是藝術品。

The ingenious hammock you lie in sideways also comes with its own portable bag.

這個吊床別出心裁,你可以側躺,一同而來的還有配套的便攜式包。

The Hyperchiller features a tiny chamber that brings a beverage down 130 degrees in a single minute without diluting it at all.

這一超級制冷杯的特色是一小型箱室,可以一分鐘之內溫度直降130度(小編注:華氏度)而不稀釋濃度。

A desktop-sized cube aquarium for beta fish or goldfish comes with its own lamp for nighttime viewing.

桌面立方體水族館,可以養貴族魚和金魚,夜晚觀魚還有夜視燈。

Nevertheless, give him a taste of home with a box of across-the-pond chocolates.

不管怎樣,給他一盒大洋彼岸的家鄉風味巧克力。