Promise you won't laugh

I haven't any flowers

And I haven't any grass

But now I'm going to dig and plant

And soon I'll have a show

With a bit of sun and a bit of rain

There'll be a lovely row

One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes four

Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes more

One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes four

Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes more…