爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話精選2017
笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽(tīng)者和講者都會(huì)感到快樂(lè)、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我們就一起來(lái)看看笑出腹肌英語(yǔ)笑話吧!
笑出腹肌英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
Egg Rolling.
滾彩蛋
In England, Germany and some other countries, children rolled eggs down hills on Easter morning, a game which has been connected to the rolling away of the rock from Jesus Christ's tomb when he was resurrected.在英格蘭，德國(guó)和其他一些國(guó)家，孩子們?cè)趶?fù)活節(jié)早上把蛋從山坡上滾下來(lái)。這是個(gè)和耶穌復(fù)活時(shí)滾走他墳?zāi)股系氖^頭關(guān)系的游戲。 British settlers brought this custom to the New World.英國(guó)殖民者把這個(gè)習(xí)俗帶去了美洲。
笑出腹肌英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。
“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。“再給你兩分錢(qián)。可你為什么對(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
笑出腹肌英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
A woman was dissatisfied with her next-door neighbor. She told her friend that the neighbor was a poor housekeeper, her house was not clean and her children were dirty. Then she complained that one was almost disgraced by living near such a neighbor.
"Just look," she said, "at those clothes and those sheets and pillow cases she has hung outside all with black streaks up and down."
Her friend stepped to the window, raised it and looked out. Then he said: "It seems the clothes are very clean. The streaks that you see are on your own window."
有個(gè)女人對(duì)他的.隔壁鄰居很不滿意，跟她的朋友說(shuō)這個(gè)鄰居不是個(gè)好主婦，說(shuō)她家里不干凈，孩子們都臟。還抱怨說(shuō)和這樣的鄰居住得這么近幾乎是很不體面的。
她說(shuō)：“你就看看吧，她掛在外面的那些衣服以及那些床單和枕頭套，上上下下都有一些黑斑紋。”
她的朋友走到窗前去，推開(kāi)窗子看了看外面，然后說(shuō)：“那些衣服看來(lái)非常干凈。你看到的那些斑紋都是你自己窗子上的。”
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