雙語美文：15條有趣的勵志名言
Funny Inspirational Quotes
有趣的勵志名言
1. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde“
跟悲觀主義的人借錢吧。他不會指望你會還錢。”——奧斯卡•王爾德[/cn
2. “First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.” – Steve Martin“
[cn]首先醫生告訴我一個好消息:有一種疾病將以我的名字命名。”——史蒂夫•馬丁[/cn
3. “People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” – Isaac Asimov“
[cn]那些以為自己什么都知道的人對于確實知道的我們來說是巨大的煩惱。”——艾薩克•阿西莫夫[/cn
4. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard“
[cn]別對生活太認真了,否則你將永遠無法活著逃出去。”——阿爾伯特•哈伯德[/cn
5. “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire“
[cn]生活中唯一的謎團是為什么神風特攻隊的飛行員要戴著頭盔。”——艾爾•麥奎爾[/cn
6. “Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” – Dave Barry“
[cn]任何情況下都不要在同一個晚上同時服用安眠藥和瀉藥。”——戴夫•巴里[/cn
7. “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” – Flip Wilson“
[cn]如果你認為沒有人在意你是否活著,那就試著躲債。”——菲利普•威爾遜[/cn
8. “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford“
[cn]女人的思路比男人更清晰:因為她們更常改變。”——奧利弗•黑爾福德[/cn
9. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright“
[cn]我要永遠活下去,長久又有意義”——史蒂夫•萊特[/cn
10. “Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” – Unknown“
[cn]沒有什么比在知道是自己做錯的情況下還跟別人爭論更糟糕的了。”——佚名[/cn
11. “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle“
[cn]如果人類真的在不斷進化,為什么母親只有兩只手?”——米爾頓•伯利[/cn
12. “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” – Unkown“
[cn]我夢想有一個更加美好的明天,那是一個小雞能夠過馬路并且不用被質疑動機的明天。”——佚名[/cn
13. “When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.” – Norm Crosby“
[cn]當你上法庭時,你將把你的命運托付給十二個不夠聰明以至于無法擺脫陪審員義務的人手上。”——努姆•克魯斯比[/cn
14. “To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.” – Unkown“
[cn]人非圣賢孰能無過,但把過錯推給別人顯示出了一個人的管理潛力。”——佚名[/cn
15. “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones“
[cn]守時伴隨著的一個缺點是沒有人會欣賞他。”——富蘭克林•瓊斯
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